"'Tis not the dying for a faith that's so bad. Every man of every nation has done that. 'Tis the living up to it that is difficult."
"If you become a nun dear
A friar I will be
In any case you run dear
Pray look behind for me."
"Wherever God exacts a house of prayer
The devil always builds a chapel there
And 'twill be found, upon examination
The latter has the largest congregation."
"The best of men cannot suspend their fate
The good die early and the bad die late."
"In their religion they are so uneven
That each man goes his own by-way to heaven."
"If ever I ate a good supper at night
I dreamt of the devil, and woke in a fright."
"Nothing can be created out of nothing."
"God'll send the bill to you."
"By night, an atheist half believes in God."
"Scratch the Christian and you find the Pagan - spoiled."
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